an Anti-Valentine quote:

A.A. Milne - The House at Pooh Corner

"What did you say it was?" he asked.

"Tigger."

"Ah!" said Eeyore.

"He's just come," explained Piglet.

"Ah!" said Eeyore again.

He thought for a long time and then said:

"When is he going?"

 contributed by Al Hargreaves